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The following is a summary of the stream prepared for you by Lilian, KZhead channel “Russian with Puma Messi.” People often comment during the stream, "I wish I understood what was going on!". Check out the channel “Russian with Puma Messi” where you can learn favorite Messi's words, how to say them, and some meaning and context behind them. Subscribe to channel “Russian with Puma Messi” as a token of your appreciation for the translation work (which is hard and tedious). Thank you! Abbreviations/conventions in the stream’s translation. S: Sasha; M: Masha; S&M: joint answer by Sasha and Masha; Comment: a comment read by Masha from the chat; Question: a question from the chat. Live stream, March 19, 2023 Part 1 Messi opens the stream with his trademark Kryaaaa (quack). S: Privet, Messi! Please show us how happy you are to see us all. M: How happy are you? S: Is that how happy you are? Good boy! Masha for Messi: I’ve missed you all so much! Greetings in many languages follow this wonderful opening, and the stream begins. It snowed yesterday, today the snow has melted. It looks like spring is here to stay now. S: Yes, it was an interesting week. We had to conduct an emergency intervention. We have an alcoholic in the house, a red-haired one, quantity one, the one and only. We will talk about it a little bit later. Also, we have a bruise on our chin that has been there for a while already, and Masha and I are beginning to worry about that. M: It's a little bump on his chin. How did he get it? He got it when he was eating his food and finishing his meal with the chicken foot that we give him. The foot escaped the bowl; he was catching it, and he chased it so fast that his chin hit the sharp corner of the food stand box. S: I am examining it on a regular basis, and either he has a high pain tolerance at this point, or it really doesn't bother him. I want to assure you that we are monitoring the situation; please do not be alarmed or concerned. Masha reads a comment from the chat-a person just waking up because she stayed up too late watching horror movies. Masha comments that she doesn’t like horror movies because they scare her, and then it’s difficult to calm down and go to sleep. Sasha tries to smooth out Masha’s statement by saying that horror movies have a few subgenres, and it wouldn’t be fair to the horror lovers to disregard their feelings toward all movies in this genre. Masha pointed out that she was just expressing her own opinion. An update on the chat moderators-Anna and Ekaterina will join the chat soon, Egor is working from the very beginning. S: What I wanted to tell you about yesterdays’ video. And we saw there how Messi took out a bottle from the pool, a bottle with anti-freeze, that is, windshield washer fluid for the car. What I want to say is that these last two videos can be used as a lesson learned the hard way. Strictly speaking, what took place there by the pool and in the pool, happened only due to the negligence of parents. Yes, in this situation, it showed that children cannot be left alone with the pool even in winter, and everything that happened took no more than five minutes. The cat managed to get into the pool, to get a bottle of anti-freeze, then he was chewing on the bottle. Well, it's his favorite toy. While doing that he managed to consume a certain amount of technical alcohol, and that is, he was really drunk, guys. I kid you not, I'll talk about this a little later. Here he almost fell into the hole, which I cut down to turn off the pumps. Of course, he would not have drowned there, because there is only 20 cm of water, the rest is 40 cm of ice. But that is, it's just the situation, yes, the pool could be filled with more water, it could be deeper, it could be less. Here you are, in fact, it turns out that, even in winter, a child left alone with a pool for five minutes leads to such negative consequences, that is. We ourselves, looking at this, learned quite a few lessons. This is from the category of things that you can never relax with your kids. Be on alert at all times! S: Just in case, I will tell you what I have already said several times. It’s hard to explain why, but I read it, and we were told more than once that cats have a strange craving for technical alcohol. I don’t know why they crave this disgusting thing; the taste is pretty much the same as ethyl alcohol, which we use there in various drinks. The cat will not be able to drink such a huge amount of it and become seriously ill. Signs of poisoning last long enough-a couple of days. The antidote to technical alcohol is food alcohol, any alcohol. But, of course, there is no need to get expensive cognac; vodka will do just fine, or there is medical alcohol in the first-aid kit. Dilute it with water and give it in a small amount; it is an antidote. This is what I am telling you just in case, so that you also know, because such situations, if they occur, will occur unplanned, and it’s better to be prepared. Forewarned means forearmed, but in any case, it is better to prevent the situation than to solve it. S: I also read your comments about how to train an animal not to eat wire, not to get into the power outlets. I always say, the best remedy is Levomekol (Chloramphenicol, Methyluracil) ointment. It’s harmless for animals and can work for any surface. Aroma oils, like citrus ones, will train your pet only for the scent of citrus, and it won’t work for other scents. Levomekol works everywhere.
Part 2 Question: Do you plan any vacations? S&M: We definitely plan something but are not sure it will work out. There is one place where we want to go-Tiger House, the Kims. To visit Yana and Dima. We will need to take turn to go there. First I go, then I come back, and Masha goes. Or maybe Yana comes here to visit, and I will go see Dima in St. Petersburg (the location of the hospice, Tiger House). The girls will be here, Dima and I will be there, and then we will change. Anyway, we are playing with the possibilities. Gerda is walking freely outside. Translator’s note: the next few minutes the conversation is about animal cruelty cases. With your permission, I don’t want to go into details, it’s too cruel and heartbreaking. There was a case that led to the death of a puma recently in Russia because of the hate toward the puma owner. And Sasha recalls another horrible case that resulted in the death of a tiger. Messi is on the terrace, looking at Gerda. It’s warm enough for the guys to keep the door from the house to the terrace open. Gerda keeps walking, and people comment that Gerda keeps herself in great shape because she is active. Messi, on the contrary, it’s difficult to convince to go out. Question: How is Messi’s tooth (fang)? S&M: we have no reasons to worry about the tooth at this point. Actually, the fresh bump on his chin gives us more worries. But please don’t get alarmed. Messi is playing with a bottle and telling us all - he is in a great mood, nothing bothers him. Masha gives an update on the parcel from iHerb. It has already arrived in Moscow, and soon it will be delivered. Another update on “the best pet” contest that took place on the Russian social site www.vk.ru Masha says it was way too difficult to choose a winner. Most likely, the next contest won’t be soon. It’s too emotional for them to judge your beloved pets. People ask what Messi can do in terms of commands and if he can demonstrate any of that right now. Sasha explains that it wouldn’t be correct to switch from a friendship atmosphere to a strict obedience one. There are videos on the channel, please watch them and see what Messi can do. S: The whole command/obedience situation creates a new level of relationship, master-trainee. At this point, Messi is equal, and it’s not the right time to go into a different pattern. The key moment in our routine is when I put a collar on Messi. My hand on his neck sends him a signal that now it’s time to be a student. Question: When to expect the antistress toy, Messyushka-igrushka (Little Messy the toy)? When will it become available? Sasha and Masha talk about a new antistress toy, it looks like Messi. Masha has posted a video of the toy on their Telegram channel-please subscribe and see the video with the toys there. (I_am_puma channel). M: the manufacturing process of making this toy was filmed, the video is being assembled, and once it’s done-we will share it with all of you! Translator’s note: Then the conversation went to the subject of learning foreign languages. Masha and Sasha acknowledged yours truly. She mentioned our sessions in person. Unfortunately, due to the time difference, the lessons didn’t last long. Masha mentioned “Russian with Puma Messi” channel and my other channel, “It’s Time to Speak English.” I also invite you all to check out these channels. I appreciate it in advance!
Part 3 Question: Sasha and Masha, you always tell us a story about how you met Messi. You met him at the petting zoo. But what made you want to go to the Zoo? M: it was the New Year’s holidays, and we had my friend, a girlfriend, visiting us with Sasha. We wanted to go out and do something but literally ran out of ideas. S: So, we were driving along the street, and all of a sudden, we see a banner saying, "Here is a contact zoo; please come and visit during the New Year's holidays. I remember I had to violate some traffic rules by quickly going from the farther left lane to the right one and taking the exit. That's how we ended up going to that petting zoo. It was a pure accident. So, we went to the zoo accidentally. But, as we all know, accidents are not accidental. Sasha also talks about a dog trainer who agreed to work with Messi. He didn’t have experience of working with large cats, but decided to give it a try and took Messi is his student. His professionalism and love for animals paid off. You all can see that in our Messi. His name is Sergey Evgenyevich. (Russian patronymics! We have a lesson on that at Russian with Puma Messi-Russian names, why are those names so long? - SL) Question of the Day today was about an animal. And at the end it was a fish! Herring! Sasha mentioned his favorite salad again, Herring under the Fur Coat, and we also have a video at Russian with Puma Messi, we made this salad together at around the New year. Sasha says that the Russian dishes most liked by their foreign visitors are the salad “Herring under the Fur Coat” and the soup “Solyanka.” (Translator’s Note: Sasha gave me another idea! Solyanka will be our next culinary project on the channel.) There are three basic types of solyanka, with the main ingredient being either meat, fish, or mushrooms. All of them contain pickled cucumbers with brine, and often cabbage, salted mushrooms, potatoes, smetana (sour cream), and dill. Question: What do you do for a living? Where do you work? S&M: we have already answered this question so many times. S: I guess now I can say that we are entrepreneurs. We have a few streams of income. We sell franchise establishments, we have retail stores, we have internet projects, we have real estate that we rent out, we are very flexible and take new opportunities as they come along. Cities and Countries Game. The country today was Jamaica, an island country situated in the Caribbean Sea. Spanning 10,990 square kilometres (4,240 sq mi) in area, it is the third largest island - after Cuba and Hispaniola - of the Greater Antilles and the Caribbean. The capital city is Kingston, the currency is Jamaican Dollar. Official language - English. Question: Sasha, what is your favorite dish? S: It's an interesting question, but not a fair one. Your likes and dislikes depend on the time of year, your state of mind, and your body's cravings. During summertime, you definitely won't be craving something hot and fatty. And what criteria do you use when you ask me about my favorite dish? Do I have to choose from the first course, like soups? Do I need to choose from the second course? Perhaps a dessert? If we talk about soups, it’s definitely solyanka. For the second course is kebab. My favorite desert is an éclair. And as for drinks-dried fruit compote. (Translator’s Note: in Russia, compote is a drink. You add lots of water and boil the fruits with sugar. Then you cool it down and serve as a refreshing cool drink.) Messi is getting his vitamin and his dinner. Gerda came to the window to say "Purrr". The stream comes to an end; two hours flew by. People say it was the fastest two hours ever. Subscribers promise to send Masha a recipe for the perfect eclairs, including the cream filling for them. Masha says it would be great, and she would be happy if she mastered the cream. Sasha says it would make him very happy if Masha could bake eclairs. Messi is washing his paws after his meal. Sasha asks Messi’s permission to have his nose for kisses. Nose-eye tradition. Messi goes back to grooming himself. Sasha and Masha wish us all a great week!
Thank you so much! I love your translations! I keep meaning to start studying Russian with Puma Messi. I will! I just looked up technical alcohol. If that’s isopropyl alcohol-that’s more poisonous than ethyl-I’d strongly recommend not using it!
We love Mountain Lion Man Messi very very much.
Way to go!! Kudos to my fave Russian Teacher, People and Cats!! Liliana Nikolaevna, you now also have those asking for Spanish translations now!!! TY! I see the pumas in CA, also as well as our FL panther, not as nice as Mr. Messi and Miss Gerda "Nice Legs" Cheetah, however!
МАСЯН,ТВОИ ОЧАРОЧАТЕЛЬНВЕ ГЛАЗКИ очаровали вы меня,люблю,целую носю
Messi ist sehr schön und klug. Ich wünsche euch alles Gute! Schöne Grüße aus Deutschland 🇩🇪
Месик жирком обживается - этакий холеный довольный добряк! Ну любим вас всех.
Just watched the stream and want to say a couple of things: LOVE the " eye/nose ritual between Sasha and Messi. Also, there was a discussion as to why Sasha has beard and no mustache. Sasha is quite handsome just the way he is😍. And finally Masha you hold the whole stream together with your sweetness! Many thanks to all the translators and the wonderful commentary! What a beautiful community!😻❤💯🫶🫂☮️🌟🌞
Thank you Lianne, for your comment and for being a part of our community.
We love Messi! Love Darlene, Crystal, Sierra and Henry USA
Здравствуйте друзья . Смотрю на тебя из Бразилии, мы любим Месси.🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
🙌🏻❤️
Месян такой счастлиаый! Влюбил всех в себя!
Ребята,такое удовольствие встречаться с вами,огромное вам спасибо,будьте всегда,пусть у вас все складывается так,как вы задумали,здоровья и крепости Мессюшечке и Гердочке,сил вам и любви!!!
Вы скрашиваете вашей любовью и пушистостью наши слржные моменты жизни,ОГРОМНОЕ вам спасибо,от всей души....
Much love to the Messi family from NJ Shore, USA!!!!!!! ❤🥰😽🐆🐈🌺
I'm in PA... moved here from South Shore Long Island NY
Buona Domenica Sacha e Macha, Messi è sempre ubbidiente, il puma più intelligente di tutti, si fa spazzolare ascoltando il papà che da il buongiorno in tutte le lingue... Lui con i suoi genitori si sente sereno, sicuro, e tranquillo! Baci ❤️🦁❤️ baci anche a Gerda...
Messi the legend !!!!😂😂😂😂
Из-за моей проклятой работы лишилась возможности смотреть прямые эфиры. Мне так от этого грустно. Но смотрю в записи и это тоже здорово. Любимых котиков чмоки в носик, котородителям обнимашки. Вы мой глоток позитива в моей беспросветной жизни. Как же я вас люблю, мои дорогие!!! 💝💖♥️💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋😻😻👑👑💔
Messi tanto cariño que das desde Valencia Venezuela cariños a ustedes dos, por tanto Amor a Messi
Hola a tod@s desde México! Amamos con todo nuestro corazón a #Puma #Messi Hermoso Felino Dorado de Ojos Expresivos y a #Cheetha #Gerda muy Cariñosa Muchas gracias a la #FamiliaDimitriev por compartir todo lo positivo de la vida! 💕🐱🐱💕 Bendiciones 🐾🐾🐾🐾
СПАСИБО ВАМ РЕБЯТА ЗА ВИДЕО И ЗА МЕССИ! ОСОБЕННО ПОСЛЕ ВСЕХ ДУРАЦКИХ! И СТРАШНЕНЬКИХ НОВОСТЕЙ!
Привет Саша и Маша! Сегодня стрим был замечательный,спасибо вам большое. Месси и Герду поцелуй в носик. Хорошего весеннего настроения на всю неделю. Всех благ. 🏠🐱🐾👍🐆❤️
What a handsome guy! Messi's beautiful eyes, barryton voice, love for daddy & Mom r just awesome! We all love u Messi, from Kolkata India
Мусечка -- ты моя прелесть!!! 😆❤❤❤
Human: "Hello in 20 languages." Messi: "Rahh."
А как тебя рады видеть! Моё солнышко любимое! Мессюшечка, красавчик!
😘
Привет из Брянска! Обожаю Вашу семью! Месси просто любимчик!
Masha, Sasha, thanks for sharing your home and those two great kitties!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Ребята спасибо вам за интересный стрим. Кряк! Мы всегда рады видеть красивого креативного пума и Гердочку-мурчалочку. До встречи на стримах.❤❤❤❤❤
いつも見ていてとても癒されます。素敵なファミリー 美しくて、可愛い Messi 😆🙌👍
Здравствуйте Саша и Маша, и ваши милые котики. Обожаю их и восхищаюсь вами. Молодцы. И ещё, главное, больше объясняйте людям, чтобы не брали таких животных на воспитание. Это помимо большой любви, и большая работа. Спасибо Кайт из Нью-йорка
メッシは本当に可愛いPUMA💕
Добрый день ,любимая котосемья !!!Долго вас не видела и очень соскучилась !Так приятно вас слышать и лицезреть !Как всегда интересно ,радушно и познавательно !!!!❤️🥰
🐼 Big Panda Bear Hugs from a 69 yr old grandma in Texas, USA. 🐼 ❤ 🎀 👍 🧚♂ 🐈 🧚 🍀 💐 🌸
I’m from Texas too! Alvarado ☺️
Love you Messi!❤
I been watching you guys for so long. I love all you guys from Louisville Kentucky ❤
Yes!❤ Kingston Jamaica 🇯🇲 My hometown & country..
🙌🏻❤️
I was not able to join the stream but watching it now 😊
So ein schönes Tier❤
Good morning, Beautiful Family, from Mississippi. Messi's paws are so huge. ☺️Good to see the snow is melting. The kids, Messi and Gerda,can spend more time outdoors. 😂 Gerda pacing in the background. What a wonderful way to start the morning. 💗💙❤️💜
Holaaa desde el centro de Centroamérica, Nicaragua ... saludos 🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮
I love you Messi.
Messi baby love you so much ❤️❤️❤️
У нас в Крыму тоже похолодало последние дни, а так уже была совсем весна. Цветут подснежники, нарциссы и геоцинты, травка уже подросла, зацветают плодовые деревья и миндаль. 🌸
Спасибо большое за эфир, у меня не получилось к сожалению до конца остаться, но спасибо вам большое)
Саша, абсолютно верно! При чём животные?! Злишься на хозяев, разберись с ними. Ужас! Страх! Жалко пуму и тигра!
Да, да, да, мы, телеграммщики видели игрушку-месюшку. Класс!!!
Bom dia Messi 🎉😄🐆
Thankyou Lilian for the translation. I really love that Messi cat. Watch every day and cannot understand a word , but sometimes I can figure out some things. 😻😻😻😻😻😻
Messi is a cutie!
Yeahhhhh how nice to see,,,,,King Floffy Butt’s sunday show, the only walkie talkie cuddler on this planet. What an intro with sweet Purrda walking proudly and guarding the fence in the background. This put a big smile on my face,,,,,,,,peace’n’love to Your all 😜👍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
09:04 Messi: damit. I wanna leave but in the last moment my dad used his dangerous weapon to freeze Me 🐈
Lol 😀 spot on!
@@annabondaruk4583 nice to see u again. Wish u good a Ramadan
@@Hu87189 Thank you… and to you and your family too
@@annabondaruk4583 thanks honey
В Турции люди и собаки уходокивались выискивая под завалами котов и собак, иногда разгребали голыми руками. А кто то кормит толченым стеклом и бросает коктейль молотова. Не будучи гуманистом по отношению к людям я бы им вернула их же деяние - стекло, коктейль. И считала бы это просто справедливым.
Месси так давно тебя не смотрела,соскучилась пуска золотой твои родители просто умиляют своей любовью к тебе❤
Ребят привет из Новокузнецка, здоровья вам и вашему чудо коту 😊
I love that cat!!!!!
Kwe Kwe (hello in Algonquin) privyet...we love you! 😍
Привет из Мелбурна начинаю свое утро с просмотров о вас
🥰❤️ прекрасного дня🙌🏻
Повадки домашней кошки на 100 процентов. Очень забавно
Доброго дня Саша Маша месси и герда! Привет вам от Бориса-кота 13 лет метис-сибирский! Вас всех обожаю! Читала в ленте что в Подмосковье сожгли пуму. При каких обстоятельствах не знаю. Но это конечно ужастно. Елена
Messi,pemiliknya sehat2 kalian ya,buat messi i love you.
ОБОЯШКА МЕССИ ЛЮБИМЧИК, КРАСАВЧИК! 2000 👌🥰😻😘🐈💫🌞🍀🤗💐🌹💙💛
Hello from Finland!! I love the Messi when he is so cute and a little funny and I love his voice when he roars and answers when he is talked to. Oh, and Messi purring it, I didn't even know the cougar was purring. Is Luna yours too?? Based on the pictures, it would seem to be when Marcha is with it in the pictures. All these cats are wonderful and I name my own I love big cats!!❤❤❤
No. Luna belongs to a couple that lives in Siberia. Their names are Viktorija(Vika) and Vladimir(Vova).
Luna lives far far away
Greeting from cape Town south africa I just live messi ,he is so adorable, gerda is so beautiful , God bless
So cute 💕 and lovely Messi ❤
Looks like the snow have melt, Messi can run on the grass again with joy and happiness.
Любимые мои привет.Месси привет,красавчик.🥰🤗💋
Примите мою искреннюю благодарность за стрим!
Love and kisses from Wapato Washington
No hay mejor juguete para Messi que cajas de cartón y botellas de plastico es como un " niño " es feliz dandole mimitos y jugando ñan ñan 👍👏🏻🇪🇸👌😂🐅
Hello from Mauston Wisconsin USA 🇺🇸
Барев дез, сирели💞 Маша🌻 и Саша🍀 и горячо любимые Месси💝 и Гердочка💖 *Спасибо, что ВЫ ВСЕ ЕСТЬ 👩❤️💋👨 🐅💕🐆❣️* Вас - таких сердечных, гуманных показываю друзьям из многих стран, - Англии, Германи, Португалии... *We ❤LOVE❤ you very much🙏❣️*
Маррррр.... мявочуки!! 👍👍👍❤❤
I hope you never give him away…I think he would grieve himself to death. ❤
Да уж, все мы Хомо, но далеко не все сапиенс. 😋☺️😄
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️PUMA❤❤❤❤❤
Саша, полный позитив это фэйк. Нас волнует все что связано с Месси. Маша все правильно сказала
BOM DIA from Brazil!!! ❤
Love your channel And love your big beautiful Cats❤❤❤
Супер ❤❤❤❤❤❤
Bellissimo ❤❤❤💋 💋 💋
Adorable Messi and Gerda/ Lindos Messi y Gerda.
Привет с Теркс и Кайкос. Спасибо за интересный (ну как обычно!) стрим! Смотрю правда в записи, рано начинается, не успеваю.... Про Симбу ну это просто нечто - это просто нелюдь, как так с беззащитным животным можно было поступить, слов цензурных нет......
AWESOME!!!💯
메시졸귀탱❤
❤🤗
Мессичка- сынок!
How much does Messi weigh now? Bow he sure love getting his belly rubbed and when you use the brush on him he's in heaven.
About 50 kg
А Вашей Ичель я посвятила сказку. Но ещё не закончила. Она в Мурляндии гуляет с котиком Васей и собачкой Кингом. Он любит котиков.
Messi sempre vicino a papà 💋💋💋
Мой форд делал также... к сожалению не нашли причину( а этой зимой меня моя киа так начала пугать исключительно в оттепель, думала конец пришёл после 10 летнего юбилея, ан нет заменили датчик коленвала и вуаля!
Только что смотрела канал пантеры Луны .вот бы увидеть знакомство Месси и Луняши)
Давно не смотрела соскучилась по Мэсси Казахстан, Актау
Boa noite meu querido puma(good night my dear cougar)
Bom dia!!! 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷😘😘
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Стрим замечательный
Прядущая женщина называется пряха.😊
Пыль в доме, в том числе, появляется от истирания одежды, которое происходит регулярно.
♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️🐾🐾🐾
I don’t know what the heck they are saying but I want one! 🤗😽
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Привет из Барнаула!
Позвольте выразить Вам мою глубокую благодарность за стрим он очень мне понравилось!
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По поводу заварного крема для эклеров: там главный фокус, в хорошем качественном сливочном масле. Рецептов заварной основы масса на том же Ютубе и почти все рабочие. Один нюанс - и масло и заварная основа должны быть одной температуры, но если все же при взбивании крем начал расслаиваться, поставьте миску с кремом на водяную баню и продолжите взбивать, только не на кипяток. И все получится. 💝
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